My....
is so big!Did you get my riddle?
My B-U-T-T is so big! Today I went to the she-she mall (as I like to call it) to buy a pair of shoes. I went into Nordstrom found my shoes, walked around. Then I went to another shoe store to see if they had them cheaper for the ones I had just ordered and had to have shipped to me. Then I went into this fabulous gift shop looking at all the new Vera Bradley bags. Then I went into JCrew dreaming I could fit in all those clothes. Then I went up the escalator and went into Gymboree and was walking around (so about 1 hour and half has passed since I entered the mall)
A woman walks up to me and says, "you know your skirt is split all the way to the waist band in the back?"
I reach back to my khaki, pencil cotton skirt from the GAP (don't worry GAP I am not slandering you, it is my fault that my bum is so big!) and and feel my glorious white silky underwear. She was right my skirt had split all the way up to the waist band. My big ole behind had been waving to everyone in the mall for the past hour.
I stood there and looked at her and didn't know if I should cry or laugh. I told her that I was sorry she had to see that. I put the cute monkey shirt down that I was going to buy for Sally Jane and walked out the store.
I was lucky I had purchased shoes because my Nordstrom bag was so big it could cover most of my bum flashing.
I was walking out of the mall just laughing in my head and thinking "I need to figure out how to get a smaller bum"
I then decided that I didn't want to think about it much longer because I am headed to the land of mint brownies, milk shakes that hang off the edge and fry sauce. So I will figure out how to remedy this situation next week.
A woman walks up to me and says, "you know your skirt is split all the way to the waist band in the back?"
I reach back to my khaki, pencil cotton skirt from the GAP (don't worry GAP I am not slandering you, it is my fault that my bum is so big!) and and feel my glorious white silky underwear. She was right my skirt had split all the way up to the waist band. My big ole behind had been waving to everyone in the mall for the past hour.
I stood there and looked at her and didn't know if I should cry or laugh. I told her that I was sorry she had to see that. I put the cute monkey shirt down that I was going to buy for Sally Jane and walked out the store.
I was lucky I had purchased shoes because my Nordstrom bag was so big it could cover most of my bum flashing.
I was walking out of the mall just laughing in my head and thinking "I need to figure out how to get a smaller bum"
I then decided that I didn't want to think about it much longer because I am headed to the land of mint brownies, milk shakes that hang off the edge and fry sauce. So I will figure out how to remedy this situation next week.
