Dear mr. Row 5 seat A,
Let me introuduce myself, my name is Mrs. Row 7 seat B.
I sat behind you the entire 4 hour 15 min flight to Denver Colorado today.
I hope your mother in law feels better. I am glad you loved the Avitar movie and you saved me $10.00 because you did such a good job retelling it
I hope the new seed you put down in your yard grows as nice as you had read in that gardening magazine.
I am impressed at how dedicated you are to helping the apes in the wetlands
I am sorry you are allergic to wheat, that must be hard.
I am glad you were able to see your cousin before she passed away last spring in Wisconsin
Keep working on your new year resolutions this year maybe your year.
Have fun in Denver for the gun show
The gal who sat behind you and was she grateful she had headphones so she didn't have to hear the rest of your loud talking. Gee whiz.
Made it to Denver and feel a little panicked about big life decisions.
Have you sat behind " that guy" before on the plane?